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***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***WARNING***
This material is not suitable for those who are deficient in humor
or thought challenged!!! Do not read any further - you have been
warned. Preconceived ideas and biases could be endangered.
A unique blend of the jocular with provocative rumination is just
ahead for your divertissement!?! 




Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online,
'Thought & Humor' has arrived after winding its way
through the Internet’s highways and byways to your e-mail
address. We welcome all our great readers to another unique
blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for your
weekly entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic 
but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious
and delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously....


'Thought & Humor' has been  read in all 50 States, 
all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge, 
every Ivy League School & all major American 
Universities including UNC!!! 


Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997 
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!



Permission is hereby granted for you to change all 
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought 

& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution 
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another 
of your choice from the list below:

1) French university students 
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring 
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.




Please note: If you see a UNC student or liberal reading 'Thought & Humor', 
please explain to them which is thought & which is humor. They usually get it backwards.......





Dear Howdy,
Thank you for your simply addicting newsletter...it's truly a candidate 
for the 8th wonder of the world and 1st candidate for the cyber-world...
it just keeps blooming with more of what I need and, I think, what we 
all need...please keep up the great works!!!
Type atcha later...
God bless you,
Phil H
WI


Dear Howdy, Indeed I am a faithful Tarheel*, having both 
MA and Ph.D. from their fine chemistry department. 
But that doesn't keep me from getting a great kick out 
of the humor propagated by what appears to me to be 
a pack of wolves!!**


SERIOUSLY, THE HUMOR IS GREAT FUN BUT MY 
MAIN ATTRACTION WAS TO THE CONSERVATIVE 
MORAL AND POLITICAL STANCE THAT SEEMED 
TO CHARACTERIZE THE FIRST ISSUE I SAW. 
INCIDENTALLY (HE SAYS ACCIDENTALLY!), it was 
sent to me by a friend,  so I really didn't "hear about 
you" at all, and still haven't. All I know is what has 
come in the two issues of the Newsletter I have 
seen. The best to you. 


S. P.
*Another name for UNC.
** UNC's archrival - NCSU.

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The Exploding Whale!



At 3:45 p.m. on November 12, 1970, George Thornton authorized the detonation of a half-ton of dynamite. When the plunger was pushed the explosion was set to disintegrate the carcass of an 8-ton sperm whale that had washed up on the beach near Florence, Oregon.

Spectators and news cameras lined the beach to watch the event. And when the whale exploded, there were cheers and shouts.

They did not last for long. Paul Linnman, a KATU-TV reporter live on the scene, reported that ”Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast, when the humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival.”

Large chunks of blubber and whale flesh began raining down on the beach, the spectators, and cars. One vehicle, 1/4 of a mile away, was crushed by large piece of exploded whale.

Mr. Thornton, who made the decision to blow up the whale after consulting with munitions teams in the U.S. Navy, was forever attached to the debacle. He would refuse to talk about it, saying, “Anytime I talk to the media it tends to blow up in my face.”

The story of the exploding whale became legend in Oregon. In 1990, Dave Barry wrote a column about the whale bringing the story to national prominence. In 2010, a site was created in honor of the 40th anniversary of the event - www.theexplodingwhale.com

George Thornton, who would travel the world delivering lectures on problem solving, died on October 27, 2013 at the age of 84.

Source: OregonLive.com, www.theexplodingwhale.com (which is incredible)

(Video of the November 12, 1970 report by Paul Linnman is courtesy of marclar on YouTube.com and copyright of KATU-TV in Oregon.)

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There is simply no historic foundation
for the position that the Framers intended
to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall
of separation between church and state'
is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless
as a guide to judging. It should be frankly
and explicitly abandoned.     

          
- Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court,
William Rehnquist


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The Roman emperor Diocletian,
following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out.
The French Revolution could
not crush it with secular
philosophy (Rousseau, one
of its heroes, converted to
Christianity). The Communists
failed to stamp it out with
atheism and political ideology.
One might well ask why this
book has been banned, burned,
and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The
great Reformation hero John
Calvin responds in this way:
"Whenever people slander
God's word, they show they
feel within its power, however
unwillingly or reluctantly." 

- Joe Boot

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