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The Bible is the best of all books,
for it is the word of God and teaches
us the way to be happy in this world
and in the next. Continue therefore
to read it and to regulate your life by
its precepts. - John Jay, letter to
Peter Augustus Jay, 1784

I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever
given to man. All the good from the Savior of the
world is communicated to us through this book.     
- President Abraham Lincoln

For we must consider that we shall be as a City
upon a hill.  The eyes of all people are upon us.
So that if we shall deal falsely with our God in this
work we have undertaken, and so cause Him to
withdraw his present help from us, we shall be
made a story and a byword throughout the world.
- John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630

It is impossible to rightly govern the world without
God and the Bible. - Attributed to President George Washington

The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature,
with a power that conquers all that oppose it. - Napoleon

That Book accounts for the supremacy of England.
- Queen Victoria

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The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could not
crush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,
converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp it
out with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask why
this book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvin
responds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.
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